where's the romance?

me: Does dad ever buy you flowers?

mom: He did every Valentine's Day, not anymore.

me: Like what kind? Roses? Carnations?

mom: I don't remember, both?

[Never buy a girl carnations, always de-torn roses.]

mom: [shouts out to dad] Why don't you buy me flowers anymore?

dad: Its like when you go fishing; when you hook one in, you don't throw them a line every Valentine's Day.  Pointless.

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