me: Does dad ever buy you flowers?
mom: He did every Valentine's Day, not anymore.
me: Like what kind? Roses? Carnations?
mom: I don't remember, both?
[Never buy a girl carnations, always de-torn roses.]
mom: [shouts out to dad] Why don't you buy me flowers anymore?
dad: Its like when you go fishing; when you hook one in, you don't throw them a line every Valentine's Day. Pointless.
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